Welcome!

Welcome to my site. No doubt you're either a friend or family member that found this page via direct link or googling me. If you don't know who I am, and just found this site interesting.. Well, you have some serious issues and should probably seek the help of a psychiatrist.

This site is best viewed while heavily intoxicated or under the influence of other mind altering substances. That's about the only way you're going to make any sense of some of it.